The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel.
(as quoted by The Atlantic's Megan McArdle, in “Why Writers Are The Worst Procastinators”)
Reluctantly starting to grade:
First paper has two inch margins and 14pt font:
Fourth paper didn’t follow the prompt:
Sixth paper has a clever author with a great sense of humor:
Tenth paper three pages short of the minimum:
What are you…what are you talking about?:
The most accurate metaphor for grading:
[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS MORE BOOKS WITHOUT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY]
LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO
If dogs are so much more loyal and affectionate than cats, why do we have to keep dogs locked up while cats roam freely around the city and come back to us every night of their own free will?
Where can I purchase this box of neverending cats?
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
This is me all over.
I could watch this all day.
words words words
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